Does anyone hoon a Prius?

Kinja'd!!! "sony1492" (sony1492)
02/10/2015 at 11:55 • Filed to: prius, speed, handling

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I've been driving one of the slower cars available for a little less than a year now. And I've noticed (on county road) the speed you go is not limited by the car much, speed is limited to how fast you drive it. So owning a fast car is less relevant. Now I know a Prius could go fast, in terms of real road hooning, so has anybody done It on a regular basis? I would assume it has a fair balance because of the batteries.

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > sony1492
02/10/2015 at 11:57

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Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > sony1492
02/10/2015 at 11:59

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You can't hoon a Prius without seriously messing with the code, it has anti-fun logic built in.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > sony1492
02/10/2015 at 12:00

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A Prius is the unique combination of weight, slow revving engine, and lazy transmission perfect for discouraging hooning.


Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > HammerheadFistpunch
02/10/2015 at 12:00

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True fact #57


Kinja'd!!!  > sony1492
02/10/2015 at 12:00

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Who will have the balls to admit that they hoon a Prius?


Kinja'd!!! Michael Maguire > sony1492
02/10/2015 at 12:01

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My mom has a 2004 Toyota Prius. One day, my car was in the shop for something and I had a choice. No car, or ride around in the spaceship all day with friends.

I chose the Prius and boy did I noon the shit out of it. I was 17 and remember trying to rip donuts in my high school parking lot and even getting it up to 95 miles an hour from a dead stop. This was fun slow. Yes, I was an idiot and YES the Prius can HOON!


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > sony1492
02/10/2015 at 12:01

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Of course they do. They have KERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And of course, the smug hipsters speed in the carpool lanes haha


Kinja'd!!! Milky > sony1492
02/10/2015 at 12:02

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"Owning a fast car is less relevant" says the guy with "one of the slower cars available".


Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > For Sweden
02/10/2015 at 12:05

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my car is a combination of 4 useless gears, a power band designed for killing itself, wallowing shocks, and burning oil......it still hoons


Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > Milky
02/10/2015 at 12:13

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when do you need to go above 100mph? And any slow car with good tires possibly wider rims can hang 1g in a corner so why would you need a car that is "fast". Fun driving occurs at the limit of the tires,which,usually dosent require more than 200hp to achieve.


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > sony1492
02/10/2015 at 12:31

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Can you even fully defeat the TCS on those?


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > HammerheadFistpunch
02/10/2015 at 12:31

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My thoughts exactly.


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > sony1492
02/10/2015 at 12:36

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Accelerating quickly and slowly gaining speed are the differences. I agree, it's still totally possible to have a lot of fun with a capable chassis and a bit over 200-hp, like an a base 3 series, but it's also fun to just accelerate hard. It's really fun.


Kinja'd!!! Nobi > sony1492
02/10/2015 at 13:01

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This is what happens when you try to hoon a Prius:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7DFzl6ZU5k


Kinja'd!!! Fookin' Prawns > 
02/10/2015 at 13:22

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I used to, until I got another car.


Kinja'd!!! Fookin' Prawns > Michael Maguire
02/10/2015 at 13:24

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I hit 98 in my old 2005 on the freeway...it didn't feel very safe.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > sony1492
02/10/2015 at 14:01

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"owning a fast car is less relevant"

was thinking exactly this just today, I got ZOOMED past by an M6 a dozen times in traffic. They were weaving in and out, flooring it, it was fun to watch. but we caught up at nearly every red light.

a slow car at its limit is more fun than a fast car you can next stress - my opinion


Kinja'd!!! this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > sony1492
03/09/2015 at 16:31

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Roadkill did. Poor thing didn't last long before bad noises happened and it stopped entirely. If I remember correctly there was also a little bit of fire.